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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Christian.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Jewish.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Muslim.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Wiccan.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm atheist.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Buddhist.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I'm Hindu.

  • Me:

    Cool.

  • Person:

    Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.

  • Me:

    Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.

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